Only in Canada (I think) where a department store is allowed to print their own money. Mind you, the way the global economy has been going, I’m thinking their money is a lot more stable then say, the American or the Canadian Dollar. The only difference is that you can only spend Canadian Tire money at a Canadian Tire store. You can also buy some pretty neat stuff too.
Actually that’s not true. I used to go to this pub in Calgary called the Drum and Monkey and on Sundays they would accept Canadian Tire money as legal tender to pay for your pint. I don’t know if they still do it.
Any ways, I found a brief case full of Canadian Tire money. One Dollar bills very neatly bundled up with those fat purple elastic bands generally used for broccoli. Also, blueprints for some kind of under ground bunker. The only other thing in the briefcase was a mini Etch-E-Sketch™ on a key chain. No judgments people!
So if you can correctly answer at least 2 of the questions below; you must be the rightful owner and I will gladly return the case & contents to you.
1.What is the name of the country where the broccoli was grown? (they are all the same elastics)
2.Can you describe the case? (color, texture, handle(s) etc)
3.Address of the proposed bunker?
4.Bonus points if you care to tell me what the heck you are up to with this much Canadian Tire money, who do you know in the broccoli biz, and just generally WTF?!?
I hate Canadian Tire so I have no use for this money, I’m just not sure what else to do, so please come get your funny money.
PS. If this is some kind of weird Canadian tire mafia thing, I don’t want any trouble eh?
