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The Arrival Of The King Of Canuckastan
November 21st, 2009 by Cranky Canuck

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Well I arrived last night. At least I think I did.

The flight was fine even though it was delayed due to bad weather. So instead of arriving at 10PM we landed at 1045PM.

I am not complaining because when you think about it, it is still freaking cool that an aluminum tube with engines can still catapult you through the skies and get you to where ever you want to go.

Now one of the things you have to remember, is that Yellowknife is up north. During the winter solstice it’s means that the northern hemisphere tilts AWAY from the sun.

That makes it dark.

All the time.

As demonstrated in the picture to the left.

That’s why I said “I THINK I ARRIVED” I can’t see a fucking thing!!

I hope that was a pillow in my bed and not a bloody Polar Bear. And if it was, can I catch any funny diseases. And do I have to buy flowers?


3 Responses  
Grandad writes:
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:40 am

What the fuck are you doing up there? You haven’t been exiled again, have you?

Cranky Canuck writes:
December 1st, 2009 at 6:17 pm

In a word… Yes. I have been banished to Yellowknife. I would have answered you sooner but the bloody polar bears keep chewing up my Ethernet cable.

danikloo writes:
December 4th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

They must pay high street light bills up there, hey? Thanks for the tour – show me around some more when you get time (Cuz I surely doubt I will ever go there myself!). Hope you’re having fun…. er sumthin.

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