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 I had an interesting conversation with some friends last night. The hens were going on about how useless men are and that we don’t have the endurance to keep up. Now if you are thinking that I am talking about sex, then you are wrong.

I am talking about how women tend to end up doing everything while we men sit back and watch it all happen.

I maintained to the peril of my life that it is just good management practice, not laziness. Delegate Delegate Delegate. And then delgate some more.

That is the key of being a good manager. Hire the best people to get the job done, I always say.

That way you can spend more time on what really matters. For instance, is it cheaper to drink Stout or Lager? Or who is hotter, Wonder Woman or Jamie Summers The Bionic Woman. Should I spend money on getting the hair removed from the inside of my ears. Very important stuff.

The conversation kept going on and that is when it all came clear to me.

Statistics tell us that Men die off faster then women. And I know why now. After listening to the hens going on about how hard it is to be a women and how men are slackers and what we men do is beyond comprehension. Being the one’s who cause strife and war in the world.

I know why men die sooner then women.

It’s because we want to!